Tabloids ridiculed Beckham for crimes against fashion
06 Oct 2023
Well, not a skirt. But it looks an awful lot like a skirt. Also, he wore the not-quite-skirt 25 years ago, but that’s not the point. A man wore a skirt at some point (sort of), and you know what that means: all of his other accomplishments are null and void. Sorry guys, I don’t make the gender rules, I just slavishly follow