Gold toilet

Sotherby’s action house is selling the solid gold toilet with a starting bid of probably $10 million. As it is named “America” this could be a great Christmas present to buy for President Trump.

From pictures of his Mar-a-Lago ‘bathroom/secure secret documents storeroom’, it looks like the current toilet lacks the glamour we would expect and it isn’t even gilded gold.

There were plenty of people willing to buy massive amounts of his meme coin or whatever they were in order to get to his fancy dinner and bask in his golden glory.

You will however need to have the money to hire some movers as it weighs about 100kg (220 lb) and also a plumber to install it. OK now, put your hand up quickly as this one will sell fast.

Dennis Fitzgerald
Melbourne, Australia